Between Zodiac (aka Ted Cruz) and the Night Stalker, California was terrorized by the “Golden State Killer,” who “committed at least 45 rapes ... along with at least 12 homicides and dozens of burglaries” in the SF Bay Area and Southern California throughout the ’70s and ’80s.
The killer was white, with blond or brown hair, and “would now be 60 to 75 years old.”
Wait. Enhance.
Donald Trump is the Golden State Killer. (Except that Trump is 6'2" and the GSK was described as 5'9". And that in the ’70s Trump lived in New York City and was spotted regularly partying at discos with Roy Cohn and keeping black folks out of his properties.)
(And, yes, yes, we all know that the Golden State Killer is actually LeBron James.)